Your being is fat, how to make your being better and sexier

The era of personal development is over, it's so old new age and now it's the time of developing your unchanging, ever present and unaffected true nature.

Give that original face a good wash with esoteric anti-bacterial soap and give it a good cucumber mask of spiritual development. It's time to get that light body into summer shape with visualization. You are ever perfect and eternal but you could do better, your inner being is out of shape, fat and lacking motivation to become a better being. Start doing mantras, yoga, therapy groups, meditation retreats, mindfulness, tai chi, chi gong, feng shui, sushi, sake and tantra. Take vitamins, eat raw-vegan, become a breatharian, move to a more spiritual town or commune and drink lots of coconut water because it's never too late to get the shapeless back in great shape.

You have to think positive, act gracefully, walk floatingly, talk softly, avoid violence, violently oppose bad thoughts, be balanced, give to charity, share inspirational and ideological posts, love everyone except the ones who hate, understand the non-existence of your identity then identify as divine feminine, divine light, twin flame, higher self, seeker of truth, bringer of light, messenger of some arch angel, healer, space holder, energy balancer, peace keeper, pacemaker, beat boxer, bat trainer, light worker, facilitator of transformation, therapist, spiritual guide or activist.

You see, it's not enough for you to just to accept yourself as nothing with nothing to gain or to lose and leaving your human attributes to be as they are and let them unfold in their own weight whilst just paying attention to your sense of existence.

No, you need to project your human ideas onto your being and thrive to make your enlightenment happen in a way that fits your minds dreams and concepts about it.

Get you being back in shape!

Do you think you are special? Then you should probably adopt this spiritual identity.

Do you sometimes feel like you are the only one who understands everything that's going on in the world and nobody else does? Do you feel like you are fucking psychic? Do you feel like the world doesn't "get" you? Do you feel like your old identity as just a normal human makes you unimportant?

In that case I have great news for you. You must be super spiritual empath indigo crystal rainbow spirit guide channel.

Now that you adopted this new identity you can feel like you don't need to get rid of your ego but you can just refurbish the old one, spin it around a bit and give it a new name in order to continue without the inconvenience of actually realizing that all of the definitions you carry are just thoughts and whatever earthly or otherworldly ideas you have about yourself are just like a ghost writing autobiography.. meaningless. You can continue on with new confidence that you are among the rare powerful souls who have come on earth for a special mission and thus anything you do has some kind of powerful meaning. It's the perfect tool for justifying your unwillingness to actually become aware of your true nature and the emptiness within.

Now that you know that you are super spiritual empath indigo crystal rainbow spirit guide channel you can remain distant, cold, unwelcoming, arrogant, judgemental and afraid of connecting with others from a vulnerable position.

This is a message from arcturus centaur star system, from much more advanced and enlightened civilisation and the only reason we never visit you is because you are not spiritual enough.

Here is a generic new agey super conscious photoshop picture that will totally resonate with you if you are super spiritual empath indigo crystal rainbow spirit guide channel: